perfect-paperairplane asked: LIGHTEN. THE FUCK. UP. FRANCIS. ITS A MOTHER FUCKING SAYING YA BITCH.
WELL CLEARLY IT’S NOT A VERY COMMON ONE I’VE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE ALSO THE MESSAGE JUST SAID FRANCIS
No, it makes me PHYSICALLY ANGRY, because the reboot Star Trek cast is flawless and their talent and chemistry and everything is wasted on bad scripts and sexism and how they are the least forwards science fiction ever. Gene wanted 50% female personnel on Star Trek and was refused and in the 21st fucking century where we could easily have 50%, it’s still so many fucking males. And neither do we get awesome race and gender discourse, not a single moment do we question the gender binary or really, any fucking binary there is, I AM SO MAD, Gene wanted to change the world and JJ has the perfect cast and so much money and he wastes it on lense flairs and Victoria Secret push-ups and casting get-me-all-the-crazy-fangirl-viewers-Cumberbatch for an iconic POC character, and I don’t even usually care that much about things like this, but Star Trek was a vision of the future, a better vision of humankind, and JJ and his shitty scriptwriters fucked it all up.
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- 2:Your Patron Troll
- 3:Which panel was the last one that Homestuck was updated to when you finished reading it for the first time?
- 4:Favorite Music Track
- 5:Favorite Flash
- 6:Favorite Kid (Beta & Alpha)
- 7:Favorite Troll
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- 9:What's your Fetch Modus?
- 10:Strife Specibus allocations?
- 11:What's your Title (X of Y; example Heir of Breath)?
- 12:Prospit or Derse?
- 13:Midnight Crew or Felt?
- 14:Which Land is you favorite (canon lands)?
- 15:Bing Crosbytop or Bill Cosbytop?
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- 17:Got any Homestuck merchandise?
- 22:Could you give Hussie directions to Olive Garden?
- 23:No, but could you give Hussie directions to an actual Italian restaurant?
- 24:Have a favorite AU?
- 25:Have a favorite crossover?
- 26:Least favorite thing about Homestuck (in general)
- 27:Most favorite thing about Homestuck (in general)
- 28:Least favorite character
- 29:Favorite page?
- 30:Favorite Homestuckism? (Who's this douchebag, Already here, acrobatic fucking pirouette, etc.)
- 31:Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, or Geromy?
i was about to get really angry about the fact that the scapulae url was already claimed but it really is a blog dedicated to scapulae, so. okay. i guess.
it was one year ago today that the fandom received a very shocking revelation
look how far we’ve come kids